Just in case
The World Does In-Fact Go To Heck
get yourself
Pre-Post-Apocalyptic
Devices of Defense & Maimery
exempli gratia:King of Spades
Whether your survival strategy is focused on escape or attack, the King of Spades is perfect for you. Smash and rip through zombie hordes with a weighted club end and serrated edge, or just dig a hole to crawl into and slowly starve, wondering what was the point, after all?
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With all the doom-mongering in the world now-a-days, it's only natural to offer ones fellow fearers some real security. And why shouldn't it be in the form of a few beautifully designed blunt objects? Worst case scenario, heck breaks lose on Earth and one is forced to brandish a weapon, whatever is closest and bluntest at the time, and defend himself and loved ones at all cost. Best case scenario, the world stays as ‘lovely’ as it is now, the reason for the season disappears, and these objects of fearful beauty become an artistic reminder of the once-had fears of yesteryear.
These weapons should be displayed in easy-to-reach places of the home or work place until needed as life-saving-devices.
Devices of Defense & Maimery were designed by the doom-mongers of Fuzzco. Each piece is cut and formed by hand, made of red oak and carbon steel for rugged strength and beauty. We're doing our part to preserve life when it all goes down the tubes. See you on the battlefield, may the best man/woman/mutant win!
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So long as they're of the living.